Comments for "Female Train Conductor Leaves Mic On" Video at VideoSift.com

By Quboid

Quboid (http://www.videosift.com/member/Quboid) — Thu, 15 May 2008 07:30:32 -0700

I don't actually know if she got fired or what, maybe it was her last day and she wanted to go out in style!

By swampgirl

swampgirl (http://swampgirl.videosift.com) — Thu, 15 May 2008 07:59:15 -0700

She must be driving through a hump yard.

By kronosposeidon

kronosposeidon (http://kronosposeidon.videosift.com) — Thu, 15 May 2008 08:54:49 -0700

She wasn't masturbating. I just don't make any noise.

By EDD

EDD (http://www.videosift.com/member/EDD) — Thu, 15 May 2008 09:24:57 -0700

Poor girl. I mean OK, she was fired, but hadn't she suffered enough in this->> ^kronosposeidon:
She wasn't masturbating. I just don't make any noise.

And I mean no offence, Quboid, but:

"Masterbation", n.

1. A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.
"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.

2. A karate teacher named Bation.
"Thank you for calming me down Master Bation!"

By firefly

firefly (http://firefly.videosift.com) — Thu, 15 May 2008 09:26:11 -0700

*femme

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Thu, 15 May 2008 09:26:11 -0700

Adding video to channels (Femme) - requested by firefly.

By swampgirl

swampgirl (http://swampgirl.videosift.com) — Thu, 15 May 2008 09:32:26 -0700

^EDD

I wouldn't worry. This conductor knows how to cheer herself up

By RedSky

RedSky (http://www.videosift.com/member/RedSky) — Thu, 15 May 2008 09:50:51 -0700

TAKE THAT IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT!

By honkeytonk73

honkeytonk73 (http://www.videosift.com/member/honkeytonk73) — Thu, 15 May 2008 10:01:50 -0700

everyone should have joined in!

By Trancecoach

Trancecoach (http://www.videosift.com/member/Trancecoach) — Thu, 15 May 2008 11:24:50 -0700

Approximate translation of the French article:

Astonishment aboard a train a few days ago that was on the trip between the cities of Zwolle and Leeuwarden, the Netherlands. The passengers were surprised by the announcement which was, to say the least erotic, from the loudspeakers.

The driver of the train, during a full-on masturbation session, had forgotten to turn off the microphone. Suddenly, loudspeakers interposed, travelers were able to hear a live orgasm on the railway. A pure moment of happiness and laughter. All could not believe their ears.

The thirty minute-long session could now be shared with all would-be passengers when a little voyeur had the indecency -- the villain! -- to record the moment and post it on the most famous of video-trading websites, Youtube. At full steam ahead!

By xxovercastxx

xxovercastxx (http://www.videosift.com/member/xxovercastxx) — Thu, 15 May 2008 11:35:24 -0700

The obsessive-compulsive in me felt the need to post just to close EDD's italics tag.

By Quboid

Quboid (http://www.videosift.com/member/Quboid) — Thu, 15 May 2008 11:58:00 -0700

Opps EDD, thank you. I'm twice that age, I should know better, but then I was pretty high. Good work with italics, overcast boy!

By youdiejoe

youdiejoe (http://youdiejoe.videosift.com) — Thu, 15 May 2008 12:17:43 -0700

best.train ride.ever.

By ashes2flames

ashes2flames (http://www.videosift.com/member/ashes2flames) — Thu, 15 May 2008 12:33:43 -0700

so THATS what it sounds like!

By laura

laura (http://laura.videosift.com) — Thu, 15 May 2008 13:10:52 -0700

livemusic channel, good one...

By Debacle

Debacle (http://www.videosift.com/member/Debacle) — Thu, 15 May 2008 13:31:47 -0700

Wow. she turned that guy's penis into a camera!

By Eklek

Eklek (http://eklek.videosift.com) — Thu, 15 May 2008 13:41:58 -0700

This is apparently a prank by Dutch students from the Noordelijke Hogeschool Leeuwarden (NHL) who played an orgasmic audio fragment close to the intercom.

By Fedquip

Fedquip (http://fedquip.videosift.com) — Thu, 15 May 2008 14:56:02 -0700

It's Amsterdam, I actually assumed this type of noise was just the natural ambiance of the city.

By Eklek

Eklek (http://eklek.videosift.com) — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:27:02 -0700

^That's the city where the reporter from the "news" article is located. This stunt is happening somewhere between the cities of Zwolle and Leeuwarden.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Amsterdam-The-Bicycling-Capitol-of-Europe

If you want to see the red side Amsterdam, check this:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bomb-the-Bass-ft-Paul-Conboy-So-Special

By Constitutional_Patriot

Constitutional_Patriot (http://patriot.videosift.com) — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:51:23 -0700

I wonder what people's reactions would have been if the conductor was male...

By choggie

choggie (http://www.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:10:00 -0700

free ticket to the job centre...that's rich Q-

By jimnms

jimnms (http://www.videosift.com/member/jimnms) — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:31:44 -0700

>> ^Constitutional_Patriot:
I wonder what people's reactions would have been if the conductor was male...

It probably wouldn't have been as big of a deal since they would have only had to listen to it for two minutes.

By laura

laura (http://laura.videosift.com) — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:57:12 -0700

...and I mean, 30 minutes? Please. No one went to the door of the "conductor's cabin" and knocked? 30 minutes? That's a funny prank, though.

By Quboid

Quboid (http://www.videosift.com/member/Quboid) — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:28:58 -0700

Oh my first top 15. My fellow nerds' validation is overwhelming!

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:14:12 -0700

Tags for this video have been changed from 'train, annoucement, masturbation, fired' to 'train, announcement, intercom, masturbation, fired' - edited by calvados

By kronosposeidon

kronosposeidon (http://kronosposeidon.videosift.com) — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:55:50 -0700

>> ^laura:
...and I mean, 30 minutes? Please. No one went to the door of the "conductor's cabin" and knocked? 30 minutes? ~~That's a funny prank, though.~~

Oh yeah, I'm good.

By quantumushroom

quantumushroom (http://www.videosift.com/member/quantumushroom) — Thu, 15 May 2008 20:26:04 -0700

" " *---waiting to board the following:

She got off the train before the passengers.

By Eklek

Eklek (http://eklek.videosift.com) — Fri, 16 May 2008 08:02:18 -0700

Here are the naughty NHL *prank students talking about their stunt (in Dutch):
http://www.mjuks.nl/video.php?f=195
They had a key to open a door to reach the intercom, were a bit scared but they did it anyway and played the porn tape near the intercom.

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Fri, 16 May 2008 08:05:45 -0700

Tags for this video have been changed from 'train, announcement, intercom, masturbation, fired' to 'train, announcement, intercom, masturbation, porn, prank, mjuks, dutch' - edited by Eklek

By JAPR

JAPR (http://www.videosift.com/member/JAPR) — Fri, 16 May 2008 11:51:23 -0700

>> ^Eklek:
Here are the naughty NHL prank students talking about their stunt (in Dutch):
http://www.mjuks.nl/video.php?f=195
They had a key to open a door to reach the intercom, were a bit scared but they did it anyway and played the porn tape near the intercom.

That's what I figured happened. Try as you might, kronos, we all know you're still a virgin.

By Shepppard

Shepppard (http://www.videosift.com/member/Shepppard) — Sat, 17 May 2008 18:58:45 -0700

Alright, so where do I go to become a train conductor now?

Ahh, I wish I could've been there, if only to see her face when she came out of the cabin and someone said "By the way.."

Kinda reminds me of the producers.

"Even though we're sitting down, We're giving you a STANDING ovation!"

*Cross Legs*